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I pick her up about 8:00. We go get a steak dinner and she only eats half of it so I eat the other half and mine. We also order Silver Oak wine and drink three bottles, with her drinking one and me two. Then we get back in the truck at about 10. So it's an hour out to the parkin so I have the needed ice chest full of cold beer. I get her one for the road and scoot her closer to me in the truck so she doesn't get to cold. When we arrive I get out the spot light and take her hand showing her how to scan the horizon. She picks it up quickly as we drive around the farm. Suddenly we spot them at a dead run away from us. I hit the gas plowing through the feild as she bounces the spot light up and down trying to hold the light on them. We get to within 50 yards of them and stop. I jump out of the truck and lay my loaded rifle across the hood. BAM BAM BAM i shoot em right in the ear as to not waste any meat. After we calm down we start at the stars and kiss before wegetthem