Why doesn't USC just agree to schedule LSU for its first non-conference game next year?

Sack up and lay it on the line in week 1. I'm tired of these weekly hypotheticals coming from USC and PAC-10 fans. The argument has regressed from USC being the best team ever to how USC could beat LSU in a spelling bee. Better yet, schedule SEC teams for all your non-conference games and LSU will gladly reciprocate. Have Pete contact Les Miles and let's get this done.